The World According To Me

1. Read 'The Tempest' before tomorrow's 10am Modern Lit lecture;

2. Give my hair a treatment so it becomes slightly less afro;

3. Paint my toenails. I'm feeling Barbie pink right now;

4. Take Lucy for a big long walk and let her swim in the river;

5. Washing washing washing;

6. Send my very expensive electric blanket back to the manufacturer to be fixed/replaced before winter comes;

7. Catch up on the glossy magazines I've neglected for the past couple of weeks;

8. Cook some meals and freeze them so as I don't have to worry about dinner each night;

9. Write a letter to my beloved grandmother;

10. Book in for a very long-overdue eyebrow wax;

11. Go to the gym. (Repeat as necessary until skinny);

12. Go to the uni bookshop and order in the texts I can't find anywhere else.

13. Re-attempt to knit a scarf that maintains straight lines instead of curving in and out.

14. Water my herb garden.

15. SEND E-MAIL TO BONO ASKING WHEN THEY THINK THEY MIGHT RE-SCHEDULE THEIR TOUR SO I CAN RE-COMMENCE MY 'HOW-MANY-SLEEPS-TIL-U2' COUNTDOWN.

# posted by Kymmy : 2:08 pm