The World According To Me

My eyes hurt.

Goddamn they sting.

I want to go back to bed. Badly.

This is what happens when you stay up until stupid-a.m. to watch the Socceroo's take on Italy. And it's also what happens when you're on the edge of your very seat for the entire game. Up until the last 3 seconds that is, when the umpire calls a STUPID foul for an incident which could hardly constitute a malicious or deliberate act. And then, of all farking decisions, the ref awards a penalty shot. So your heart is beating out of it's chest, you grab the hands of the two people either side of you, and you suck in your breath.

And it's in.

It's motherchucking in.

F*ck you.

F*ck you all.

And that's why my eyes hurt today.