The World According To Me

The Australia Day bbq was good brilliant. There was;

• Sunshine (but not excessive heat)
• A nice amount of people (it averaged at 20 - taking into account the couple of drop-ins and fly-by-nighters).
• Massive amounts of food.
• A Hottest 100 sweepstakes.
• Specially concocted drinks made with gin, various fruit juices and a lot of love, served in margarita glasses which I coined 'naughty cordial'.
• Vodka jelly shots made with pineapple and lime jelly crystals, in order to keep to some sort of semblance of a theme.
• Nuding up.
• Interpretive dance.
• Boxing lessons.
• Wrestling on the lawn.
• Commando rolls across the lawn.
• Inappropriate kissing.
• Appropriate kissing.
• Many powerful and lingering hangovers (current) .
• Backyard that looks like a bombsite (current).

# posted by Kymmy : 10:40 am