The World According To Me

I sent a text to a mate last night not long after partaking in a particularly special smoke:

'Just had fucking excellent movie idea - an action packed, heart-stopping search for missing Russian king - "Dude, where's my Tsar". Whaddya think?'

His reply - 'see you on the big screen'

Thing is, even this morning without the benefit of being bent, I still find this funny. The other thing is now that I'm not sure if I've heard it before and have simply stolen the idea as my own or if it is an original thought. Not sure which is worse.

Yep, saddo = me. There's no denying it.