The World According To Me

Dear man at the pub on Friday night,

Just because I played a game of pool against you and lost doesn't mean I am required to continue conversing with you for the rest of the evening. You could see I was with friends, why did you keep coming up to dribble in my ear (metaphorically)? Eventually, once we'd switched venues and you'd found us and kept on, I had to be rude and physically turn my back on you. I don't like to be rude, but you were seriously annoying.

Love,

Kymmy
xxx