The World According To Me

Crack open a bottle of champers. This will get you started nicely.

Straighten your hair - it helps if you do this prior to getting too far into that bottle otherwise you will burn stuff. More than likely it will be yourself.

Point at a cat. Any cat will do.

Frock up.

Gloss. Now you're ready.

Take photo's of your friend at her hen's night in embarrassing novelty underwear for later internerd posting without their knowledge.

Refuse to have any photo's taken of yourself because you know that drunken photographs of yourself are for the most part hideous.

Things that also 'might' happen that you should/can not take photo's of;

• Wrapping your floral neck piece around a strangers head exclaiming that they looked like they 'needed a lei'.
• Kissing an ex-lover in full view of your mates.
• Complaining to security that there are too many young people in the venue.
• The hotdog you got from the dodgy food van before you walked home. You need two hands to hold that.

# posted by Kymmy : 10:24 am