The World According To Me

Have just taken delivery of a new top for the work netball team I've agreed to play on. It's black with the company logo embroidered on the left cap sleeve.

Perfect shirt - if we were going to the pub to have beers and pick up dodgy men.

Not so good for huffing around a netball court. It's v-necked and frigging tight. And I mean 'is it cold in here?' tight. Tight.

Not so sure this is the sort of image the firm wants to put forward. Not sure I want to be sharing such personal info about my bazoongas with my workmates either.

Hmmmmm.