The World According To Me

Buggered up opening a nice bottle of red which I had been saving then strained the cork remnants through a (new) pair of stockings, avoiding the gusset part on principle, as I dislike the word 'gusset' immensely. Drank the wine.

Spent over an hour doing the BIG suduko from the Good Weekend, almost nearing the end before realising I had somewhere, somehow, despite being so careful and concentrating (not my strong point) fucked it up a bit. I screamed "I CAN'T PUT A FUCKING EIGHT THERE" to myself/The Age, threw the whole thing across the room and stomped outside to have a cigarette.

Pissed the cats off by constantly picking them up and arranging them in my arms like a baby, then refusing to put them down when they were squirming. They both hate being held like babies, and this only motivates me further.

Hung some clothes over the treadmill to finish drying. Avoided actually getting on the treadmill to do this, as if I actually got on it, I would then feel guilty about not using it (as an exercise machine).

Did a lot of lawn-edging. Without a motorised contraption to assist. Still not finished as the lawns are monstrous and my arms were getting sore.

Read the careers section in the paper on both days and lamented at how much more I could be getting paid.

Watched "The Rage in Placid Lake" and got annoyed with Ben Lee's speaking voice.

Watched "Biglove" and was happy that I'd found something good to watch on Sunday nights.