Monday, November 12, 2007
It's all in the genes.
Because it's Monday and I can't think of anything better to do on a Monday aside from avoiding the growing mountains of paper on my desk, I have just mentally compiled a list of unfavourable physical and character traits that I have inherited from both sides of my family. I am coming to the conclusion that I am pretty much a meld of the worst things my genes could have delivered.
1. Great unfeminine height - Mother's side of the family as although at 5ft 8in she is the shortest of her siblings, I have two uncles who are 6ft 3in and 6ft 4in respectively and my maternal aunt is six feet even.
2. Brick shit-house build - Dad.3. Monkey arms - Dad.
4. Spider veins on legs - Mum.
5. Varicose veins on legs - Dad.
6. Crazy fucked up hair - Dad.
7. Greying at abnormally young age - Paternal grandfather.
8. Temper - Dad.
9. Massive norks (no longer in existence thanks to surgery) - Mum.10. Enormous feet - Maternal side of the family.
11. Weird second toe which is longer than the first toe - Maternal side of the family.
The only good thing I can work out having inherited from my dad are my teeth, as I quite like them and consider myself quite lucky, all things considered. I'm still working out good things Mum gave me. To simplify, it appears that my Mother's side of the family are a huge lanky bunch with elongated everything, and my dad's side evolved from an angry fridge.
Your ever-faithful source of all things whingey,
Kymmy
xxxxxxx
P.S. Miss me? Course you did you little scamps.
# posted by Kymmy : 3:25 pm
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