The World According To Me

Some things have made me quite happy. Others have made me devastatingly sad. And then there's the "….meh" column. Imagine a slight shrugging of shoulders and unmistakably disinterested expression when you say that. "……meh". See?


In the "Don’t want to get too excited yet" column - I have a date! Tomorrow night. I am absolutely shitting myself (NB to self - don't use expression "shitting myself" or any other such profanities on said date. He must not know how much I use swears. yet). Date! Date!



Date!


Date!




The whole date(!)ing thing really does scare the bejesus out of me though. Going out to dinner, having to sit up straight and using cutlery correctly (or at all), being very careful about how many glasses of wine are consumed, remembering to use manners. All whilst trying to suss the other person out AND, if appropriate, making a good impression! My nerves are shot just trying to think about it all.