Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Cardboard box be damned…..
I gotstme a house, people. Move in 3 weeks. Best of all, it's heated, so I won't have to spend my evenings looking like I'm about to hit the slopes and entertaining myself by watching my breath in the air.
Lets do a recap. In the last week I have;
Lost 2.7kgs - Check.
Avoided homelessness - Check.
Pashed a very cute boy - Check.
Got approached by another firm (with an inadequate offer, but nonetheless, it's flattering) - Check.
The world's coming up Kymmy.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Still got it - such a relief.
Decided to get out of my doldrums on Friday night and went out on the booze with some long-neglected friends.
So much fun! I'd forgotten that letting my hair down is actually enjoyable. And talking to those with only two legs instead of four is interesting, even if they do talk back (minor inconvenience). Dancing is fun too, busting the moves recently reserved for my lounge-room, laughing at yourself with friends at being the oldest people in the club when we're only in our mid-twenties.
I'd also forgotten the loveliness of meeting new boys, having them chivalrously walk you home and kiss you (lots) and leave your knees trembling while standing on the crunchy frost of your front lawn, wondering if the churning feeling in your belly is from too much champagne or simply lust.
Sweet.
Friday, June 08, 2007
Entirely indicative of how I feel today.I'm craving a trip to the pub. This is a bit weird. I don't think I'm craving drink as much as I'm craving some social interaction. With people I don't work with. And perhaps some booty. Not sure. It's been a while and I'm not sure I've still got the madskillz (or gumption) to do a random pickup. Sometimes I think back to my early twenties and wonder how the fuck I used to do that. No fear, just a gut full of piss and a set of majorly impressive cans.
I am still trying to find a new house to live in. I know it will happen but I just want something to come up quickly which isn't in the ghetto. For those not in the know, that requirement precludes about 85% of the town that I live in.
It will happen.
It will happen.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Blogger is being a cock
It won't let me put all my links up.
I am about this far* away from throwing a tantrum, but then I would bring attention to the fact that I am not working very hard at the moment.
*not very far
I am about this far* away from throwing a tantrum, but then I would bring attention to the fact that I am not working very hard at the moment.
*not very far
Have just taken delivery of a new top for the work netball team I've agreed to play on. It's black with the company logo embroidered on the left cap sleeve.
Perfect shirt - if we were going to the pub to have beers and pick up dodgy men.
Not so good for huffing around a netball court. It's v-necked and frigging tight. And I mean 'is it cold in here?' tight. Tight.
Not so sure this is the sort of image the firm wants to put forward. Not sure I want to be sharing such personal info about my bazoongas with my workmates either.
Hmmmmm.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
I lied
Okay, this is the final one.
I'm sorry
I have spent the last tiny bit of time looking at lolcat pictures.
Fuck me dead, that shit is FUNNY. I know, I'm a bit behind the other kids.
Indulge me while I get this out of my system and stop doing happy wee from my eyes.
Fuck me dead, that shit is FUNNY. I know, I'm a bit behind the other kids.
Indulge me while I get this out of my system and stop doing happy wee from my eyes.
Monday, June 04, 2007
Things I did on my weekend (not in chronological order)
- Buggered up opening a nice bottle of red which I had been saving then strained the cork remnants through a (new) pair of stockings, avoiding the gusset part on principle, as I dislike the word 'gusset' immensely. Drank the wine.
- Spent over an hour doing the BIG suduko from the Good Weekend, almost nearing the end before realising I had somewhere, somehow, despite being so careful and concentrating (not my strong point) fucked it up a bit. I screamed "I CAN'T PUT A FUCKING EIGHT THERE" to myself/The Age, threw the whole thing across the room and stomped outside to have a cigarette.
- Pissed the cats off by constantly picking them up and arranging them in my arms like a baby, then refusing to put them down when they were squirming. They both hate being held like babies, and this only motivates me further.
- Hung some clothes over the treadmill to finish drying. Avoided actually getting on the treadmill to do this, as if I actually got on it, I would then feel guilty about not using it (as an exercise machine).
- Spent an inordinate amount of time in bed as this is the warmest part of the house.
- Did a lot of lawn-edging. Without a motorised contraption to assist. Still not finished as the lawns are monstrous and my arms were getting sore.
- Sent and received cheeky late night texts.
- Made poached eggs and toast on more than two occasions.
- Read the careers section in the paper on both days and lamented at how much more I could be getting paid.
- Watched "The Rage in Placid Lake" and got annoyed with Ben Lee's speaking voice.
- Watched "Biglove" and was happy that I'd found something good to watch on Sunday nights.
Friday, June 01, 2007
Right now, our office has descended into a forced silence. Someone, unknown to us, is sitting an exam, supervised by one of the lawyers in the office. So from 10am til 1pm we have to be veeeewy quiiiiieett…..
I'm not coping.
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